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PostSubject: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Fri May 18, 2012 5:38 pm

ALRIGHT GUYS, we shall make a story, and each post can only be three sentances to continue the story ill start it off, you cant post until a person has also continued after your most recent post..


Once upon a time in a planet full of metal gears, and blue woman things called asari.
A man rose up from the terror named marvin the muffin.
Tasty as hell his story shall be told to express the epic tastyness of his life.

[UPDATE]

Everyuser in this forum can only introduce MAIN two characters into the story.


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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Fri May 18, 2012 6:14 pm

this muffiny creature dude was searching for his long lost twin.
his name was Melvin the muffin.

and Marven has a chocolate chip side kick, named chipp. (yes with 2 p's)
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Sun May 20, 2012 12:33 am

this chipp was no ordinary man, he had special powers.
He was able to create weed with his mind!
Thanks to him, parties were never boring.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Sun May 20, 2012 11:29 am

so.

one.

day.........
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 5:27 pm

The reason marven's looking for his long lost twin is because of one thing hes missing.
When marvin and melvin were little during there time they fought for the one and amazing weapon.
People during the "TastyTreatAge" Called it the great CoCo-Blade.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 5:30 pm

the great coco blade is one of extreme powers.
For one, it is chocolatey and makes everything delicious, but....
It also is the only thing that can be used to defeat marvin's mortal enemy, Freddie the Fruit Loop
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 5:39 pm

Back way before marvin and melvin were born there father named "Steve Jobs" was the original owner of the CoCo-Blade.

Steve jobs fought the legendary "TTW1" (Tasty Treat War 1) with it and ended the GummyBear race.. damn whores...

Marvins father was going to hand it down to him but melvin stole it at the age of 15 and turned
an innocent mushroom into a chocolate chip which he brainwashed and became "chipp" the chocolate retarded sidekick.. yes (with two p's)
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 6:00 pm

but during the war jobs was caputuerd by the gummibear and they took the coco blade from him but they could not figure out how to use it (fuckin retards)
its is said that they burried it deep in the bung hole hills before the were destoyed...
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 6:16 pm

During the interrogation when jobs was captured, he decided that gummybears were tasty as fuck so he chomped through the gummy chains, and ended up eating almost all the race.

He went on a giant quest through the bunghole hills and dig sooo deep in the bunghole and made it so wide and gaping he found the CoCo-Blade.

That is why on the TU flag (Tasty Nations) There is a picture of the bunghole that was spread wide.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 7:41 pm

... with this blade to use against Freddie the fruit loop, he would finaly claim the love of his life.......

Oranga of the ORANGUTANG TITTYS. (yup, the're back)

he really didnt 'love' oranga that much, but because of her abnormally shaped and sized jugs of hollyness, he was determined to slay the fruit loop, thrust his way to her, and slap those orange orangutang tittys until they turned red.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 10:10 pm

Now basically the reason marvin the muffin is so mad is because he's she's he's she's he's he's he's she's....he's got...he's got...HE'S GOT A FRONT BUTT...THEY PUT HIS BUTT ON WRONG.
so he raped the orangutang.

THERE'S YOUR THREE FUCKING SENTENCES NATE
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Mon May 21, 2012 10:44 pm

..... ignoring the previous message? Unfortunatly for Marvin, Freddie has a secret....
He can blow shit up with his mind!
When Marvin was busy slapping around Oranga's abnormally sized jugs, the coco blade was blown to fuck by Freddie.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Tue May 22, 2012 1:08 am

But little did freddie know when you destroy the coco-blade, two more appear and so on.

Marvin thought that melvin was the only one with the coco-blade, and he wasnt... his sidekick that melvin brainwashed also has the blade too.

as marvins jorney starts he decides to go to Burger Donalds, where all the babes chill.. Marvin steps up to the girl of his dreams.. Brit Bame Boot.. And he starts off by saying "Yo Bame Boot! Ya Azz Is Looking Purty Fyyne.. Imma woop dat saazzzh.. Heads Or tails baby?"





&& Quick side note zuba.. Who was he? Did you mean that was marvins love or steve jobs love.
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PostSubject: Re: INFINITE STORY OF EPIC.   Wed May 23, 2012 7:06 pm

SO he ended up taking the stunning boot of miss bame to the back of the resturant, behind the dumpster.

he then decided "yo.... EVERYONE has slaped dat azz with their hands. i got to be o.g. yo, an do this differently....."

so bames boot was then whacked and slapped and splippity splaped by his tounge. (mmmm, TASTY!)






&& (SIDE NOTE NATE. twas the love of both marvin, melvin, steve and dezmond)
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